Posted on Saturday, January 12, 2019 with 58443 Notes

pastel-daydreaming:

When you’re daydreaming a scenario and then suddenly come up with something that would work way better

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Posted on Saturday, January 12, 2019 with 36337 Notes

waitineedaname:

your anxiety when you accidentally make one (1) person minorly unhappy

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Posted on Saturday, January 12, 2019 with 38105 Notes

queen-anarchy-666:

what if instead of “7 minutes in heaven” theres a “7 minutes in hell” and what you do is you put 2 people in a closet for 7 mins and they have to beat the absolute shit out of each other 

Posted on Saturday, January 12, 2019 with 19686 Notes

sharkebutt:

sharkebutt:

the nsa agents watching me check my phone after they activated my phones vibrate function without a notification 

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they know that i know

Posted on Saturday, January 12, 2019 with 8181 Notes
Posted on Friday, January 11, 2019 with 55958 Notes

cryptovexillologist:

*goes up to a polyamorous triad* so which one of you unspools the thread of fate, which one measures it, and which one cuts it?

Posted on Friday, January 11, 2019 with 56024 Notes
historycultureeducation:
“My uncle and grandma on their way to a pride parade in the ‘80s
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historycultureeducation:

My uncle and grandma on their way to a pride parade in the ‘80s

Posted on Friday, January 11, 2019 with 44982 Notes

celticpyro:

matt-ruins-your-shit:

I hate this idea people have that if a parent walks in and turns off the tv while their kids are watching or playing something it’s evidence of some unhealthy attachment or addiction to technology if they get pissed off. If you walk up and slap a book out of my hand while I’m reading I’m going to have the same reaction, fuck off you’re not making some great social commentary you’re just being an ass hole.

If you slap a sandwich out of my hands and I get pissed it doesn’t mean I’m addicted to eating it just means I was enjoying something and then you had to be an asshole lmao

Posted on Friday, January 11, 2019 with 33784 Notes
the-spoopy-ghost-of-raejin99:
“ pancakeke:
“ new emoji
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Posted on Thursday, January 10, 2019 with 40825 Notes
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